Curses, You Know My Weakness: Stupid Crap

Sort of hot on the heels of my stupid Fallout 3 purchase comes the news that EA's upcoming third-person sci-fi horror shooter Dead Space will be dropping an "ULTRA LIMITED EDITION" that is both ridiculously priced and includes tons of useless crap that I find hard to resist.

Goddamn it, video game companies, you can't space this shit out? Dead Space is releasing October 14th, then Far Cry 2 (Which also has a stupid limited edition in a wooden box) hits October 21st, then Fallout 3 hits October 28th, then the first half of November will see the release of both Mirror's Edge and Left 4 Dead. Please stop making limited/collector's editions of things, I'm going to spending enough money as it is.

-K.

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I Throw Away Perfectly Good Money

I just purchased this because I am stupid and I am more than willing to throw heaps of cash for stupid things I don't need that are in addition to a stupid thing I don't need. If there is a Hell I'm sure there is a specific place for special spendthrifts. Those of us who will be huddled together in fear, clutching our Rockstar duffel bags and Big Daddy figurines, eyes wide with terror as they make us tread a never-ending sea of Septim coins. So take note developers: if you want me to spend even more money on a game I have high interest in, include a bunch of silly bullshit.

-K.

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