Extra Large News

So poking around CNN.com a while ago I stumbled upon links on certain stories that offered to print the headline on a t-shirt. I can only assume they want you to wear these, but why? There seem to be no rhyme or reason to which headlines they choose, just plucking ones out at random that don't make much sense when not placed in the context of, oh, say, a news item.

I don't get it, CNN, why would anyone want to wear a t-shirt that says "UK Olympians training in heat chambers?"

-K.