An Open Letter

Dear People That Wear Yankees Caps and Jerseys,

Fuck you. I know you're not from New York, you've never even been there. You're only wearing that because it's a fashionable thing to do. You probably don't even follow baseball even remotely, because then you'd know they're a bunch of overpaid hacks and has-beens. They blow, and, by proxy, so do you.

Now stop it.

-K.

P.S. The Red Sox can go piss up a rope, too.